No More Creepy Crawlies
There are no creepy crawlies hiding in my garden. I know, because I’ve checked.
The compost, under-turned and full of fresh scraps, should have attracted all manner of bugs and buzzers. The tree hanging overhead should be bowing down with orb weavers, feasting on the to-and-fro flitting parade. The bushes should be moving, rustling, going bump in the night . . .