The Split-in-Half Lumberjacks

A lumberjack has accidently sawn through his friend;

this sort of thing happens quite frequently. But there is

plenty of wood one might use for their coffins, collected

from a rainforest stripped for its crude oil. Incidentally,

this provides plenty of barren soil for one to bury them:

the split-in-half lumberjacks, interred in a felled mausoleum.